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“Make sure you don’t start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who don’t value you. Know your worth even if they don’t.” - Thema Davis
“Push yourself - because no-one else is going to do it for you.” - Unknown
if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood.
Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
unlike most people I don’t give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i’d like to have it with me every second of the day.
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“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.” - Ashley Purdy
My brother’s girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it’s completely free if you’re in one of the “at risk” groups.
“What does that mean,” he asks.
“It’s free if you’re gay,” he’s told.
“Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or…?”
“Just put in a check mark here.”My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he’s stingy as it gets. So now he’s officially gay. Congrats bro.
“Doctor, give it to me straight”
“You sure, there’s a fee”
“… Give it to me gay”AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he’d have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
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